Waar is God?
‘n Bietjie humor vanaf IntentBlog:
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”.
The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God!!?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE IS GOD!?”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing – and they think WE did it!”
heehee
Johan Swarts
20 Junie 2007 at 16:23
laat my dink aan die twee seuntjies wat by die hoerhuis opgedaag het met net 20sent… en die tannie agter die till gevra het wat hulle vir 20 sent kan kry…?
die tannie vra hulle toe om sommer gou by die badkamer in te gaan en daar vir haar te wag… Sy daag toe daar op met ‘n plak en slat beide se boud vuurwarm… en jaag hulle terug huistoe!
Oppad uit hak die een af en sê vir sy maatjie dat hy bly is hulle het nie ‘n Rand gehad nie… anders sou hulle dit dalk nie oorleef het nie.
johannes_11
20 Junie 2007 at 17:48