An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
~ Aldous Huxley
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
~ Bette Midler
Sex is God’s joke on human beings.
~ Bette Davis
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.
~ Mae West.
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked’.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
~ Barbara Bush
Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~ Woody Allen
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
~ Billy Crystal
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~ Drew Carey
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
~ W. Somerset Maugham
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I’m giving them my share.
~ Rita Mae Brown
